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Why are men sexier than women? None, feminists can't change anything.

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You think he's gonna wash the dishes? Why are married women heavier than single women? Both end with a loud, annoying sound and a gooey mess to clean up.

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What is the difference between a woman and the Sun? What's worse than a male chauvinistic pig? The microwave, the other two leak when they're fucked. What do you call a woman with 4 legs? Men are like Blackberry! Why are women so irritable?

Prayer Jokes

Women don't know what they want, Men never know what they have. There's a clock on the stove. They can't stand to see a man have a good time!

You skip the flat ones! The delusion that one woman differs from another.

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Why did God make man first? Definitely don't mess with Texas women. Who cares - what was she doing out of the kitchen anyway?

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What worse than finding out your wife's got cancer? Eventually they go away and its a nice day. Because they have two sets of lips. How can you tell if your wife is dead?

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I asked my wife to let me know next time she has an orgasm but she said that she doesn't like to call me at work. So women know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt.

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Why are wives like condoms? Women can bleed for 7 days without dying, Produce milk without eating grass, and bury a bone without digging a hole.

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Why did God give men penises? After answering all the questions, there is a tie. I'm looking forward to Alzheimer's, cause I'll go to bed with a different woman every night. Men fake relationships to have orgasms.

How are women and rocks alike?

Ordinary Quotes

How are women like parking spaces? Have you heard about the new super-sensitive condoms? The rest of you, come with me. How is a woman like a condom? Women drivers are like stars in the sky.

Because they think men care.

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